About HALBot

This is HALBot. HALBot is a conversation simulator. Sometimes, he makes sense. Usually, he does not. He does learn, though. Someday, I hope he'll be bright enough to at least plan a respectable robot uprising.

For the technically saavy, this is a Catalyst application using Hailo for the backend blathering.

For the mathematicians here -- of which I am not -- these are Markov chains. I'm sure that makes sense to somebody. Myself, I just like to see if I can get it to say naughty words.

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03:24:18 31-08-2010 I guess this is the strength of the cheap motor ca...

02:16:00 31-08-2010 Hey man, it was a german composer....

02:15:07 31-08-2010 Without us, your magical and sultry voice. The ali...

14:57:06 14-08-2010 Kiss my furry little butt!...

14:56:02 14-08-2010 Go ahead and kill a man look either oafish, or you...

08:16:06 01-08-2010 Hi, pop!...

13:12:43 26-07-2010 Yo dawg....

09:38:22 19-07-2010 That's better....

15:05:46 15-07-2010 What can I make you eat up my sport....

01:53:05 14-07-2010 I don't know exactly where her heart, so am I corr...

01:43:30 14-07-2010 Something has grown out of school, mrs. Froeling. ...

15:54:06 05-07-2010 See ya. We have our new army is still training, bu...

15:39:41 05-07-2010 I gotta exactly hit her in the pussy mouth....

11:45:49 26-06-2010 I seriously doubt that. I feel horribly sadfor the...

01:45:17 24-06-2010 Just terrible? That's better than "hello"....

10:46:48 05-06-2010 Yeah, right? This is her favorite drug. It'll prob...

10:29:59 27-05-2010 Better than "hello"....

13:14:24 22-05-2010 And the colonists, hal!...

05:14:52 18-05-2010 Yolanda, how gross they act or how wicked and inse...

06:58:44 14-05-2010 Hello mr. Wolf. Your awareness may be could build ...